Arsenal Review USA exists for you, the long-suffering Arsenal yank who has endured years of forced exposure to lesser teams like Marketing United and Chelski Oil. It's time to pay homage to the team that plays the silkiest football in the Premiership, and every week we'll provide you with the forum as we discuss all things Arsenal. Check us out at www.arsenalreviewusa.com.
(Play It) Bendtner's 3 Goal Energy Drink - Mar 17,2010
Don't let patronizing coaches and world class professionals tell you that goalscoring prowess can be achieved through hard work, because now you can have it INSTANTLY with this refreshing AND perfectly legal performance enhancing drink..
(Play It) Full Interview: Nick Lellenberg from the Boston Gooners - Mar 16,2010
Nick talks us through the process of starting an Arsenal supporters group, tells us what it was like to be stuck on the Tube during Cesc's demolition of Villa in January, and describes the unique experience of visiting Arsenal's training camp in Austria...
(Play It) Arsenal Review USA Podcast: Post-Hull - Mar 14,2010
Arsenal again exhibits the rare (for them) quality of being able to put away a“lesser” team in truly ugly fashion, and who better to analyze the ugliness than Arsenal Review USA. Nick from the Boston Gooners tells us about being stuck on the Tube while Cesc was single-handedly beating Villa, Nicklas Bendtner can’t stop landing endorsements, Joel aims a (accurate!) slur at Jimmy Bullard, and Kyle, out of pure spite, names a rather comprehensive Wanker of the Week…
(Play It) The Bottom of the Table Crazies - Mar 10,2010
What do you get when you mix horrendous tackling with over-eager Hollywood producers? This, which we're assuming was written by Michael Bay during the writer's strike....
(Play It) Arsenal Review USA Podcast: Post-Burnley - Mar 07,2010
Who needs a favorable shot to goal ratio anyway? Arsenal sidles up beside Chelsea at the top of the table, albeit momentarily, with a less than convincing offensive display against Burnley. In the show: the LA Gooners provide a halftime pep-talk and song, we'll bring analysis of the Burnley game, offer an admittedly obvious Wanker of the Week, and take a look at how Hollywood (and the English media) can’t stop slobbering all over Ryan Shawcross (think Texas Chainsaw Massacre VI)…
(Play It) Cesc and Nicklas Penalty Negotiation - Mar 01,2010
Ronaldo and Alonso aren't the only guys who can't agree on who should take penalties...the mics were on during Arsenal's penalty kick against Sunderland, and here's what they captured...
(Play It) Arsenal Review USA Podcast: Post-Stoke - Feb 28,2010
A very, very busy Arsenal Review USA Podcast on a day when Arsenal drew 3 points closer to the top of the table in a game marred by a horror injury to Aaron Ramsey. It was our privilege to talk all things Arsenal with David Kilpatrick, President of Arsenal America, immediately after the game, so we’ll let you hear what he had to say after our review of the hair-raising encounter against Stoke. Also an unusual Wanker of the Week, as well as a look at the negotiations that sometimes occur between players prior to penalty kicks…
(Play It) Football Fashion Judge - Feb 22,2010
Ivory Coast-themed wristbands, multi-colored boots, innumerable tattoos...ah yes, so much accessorizing in the modern game, but is it making the beautiful games LESS beautiful? Thankfully, we had one of these on-hand: The Football Fashion Judge!
(Play It) Arsenal Review USA Podcast: Post-Sunderland - Feb 21,2010
You narrowly win some, you lose some…this week Arsenal lived by the haphazard defense and died by the haphazard defense, against Sunderland and Porto respectively. We’ll take you through each harrowing defensive encounter, walk through the Hall of Fame of recent goalkeeping blunders, try to figure out if Martin Hansson really sounds like the Swedish Chef, and decide whether or not footballers sport as many pieces of “flare” as figure skaters in the Football Fashion Judge segment...